Time's amazing deal

It transforms chickens from scrawny, funny-looking things you have to crouch down to commune properly with...

into giants. Look at this thing! This chicken is a Light Brahma, but she is not very light. In the picture above she is a couple months old; now she is full grown and then some. She is pretty snuggly though. Less snuggly than the dogs, but more snuggly than the cat.
...AND the cat doesn't lay any eggs...hmm...