But what happens when you find an egg with a crack in it?

Dog heaven.

Molson has a 7-step procedure he follows to the letter when he is offered an egg:

1. Take egg!
2. Find perfect place to lie down with egg.
3. Gingerly allow egg to roll from mouth. (Not too far!!!)
4. Using front teeth only: gently, gently, gently crack egg.
5. Now, quickly! Lap the goodness from inside.
6. Shell = gross. Leave the shell for some other sucker to clean up.


7. Point belly to the sky. Bask.

Ahhhh.