Too many roos on the coop floor

This blog is maybe 95% chickens, and 5% Flight of the Conchords. I don't know why; it just happens.

Even after a few sessions of rooster-eliminating, we still have waay too many roosters. Although not all of them are mature, about 33% of our chickens are roosters. Optimal percentage? Around 8%. It's going to be a surprising day for roosters sometime soon.

In the meantime, here is a Flight of the Conchords song that pertains. Caution: The title is "Too Many D-cks on the Dance Floor," and the expurgated word is not "ducks." It is extremely applicable. Sing it with me:
"Too much time on too many hands / Not enough ladies, too many mans..."